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- Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
- It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
- Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
- Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
- Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
- Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
- The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
- Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
- Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
- The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
- Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 09-07-06
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