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- Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
- Gallagher
- Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
- Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
- Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- Unknown
- Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- Unknown
- Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988), "The Peter Principle"
- There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956), Prejudices: Second Series, 1920
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
- Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
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