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- It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.
- Louis Ferdinand Celine
- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927)
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it.
- William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
- California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
- William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- It may not be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that is the way to bet.
- Damon Runyon
- You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
- James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
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