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- If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
- Diogenes the Cynic (412 to 323 B.C.)
- In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.
- Russell Baker (1925 - )
- Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
- Karl Marx (1818 - 1883)
- The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.
- Maurice Chapelain
- It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
- Blake Clark
- There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
- When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
- Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
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