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- If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996)
- Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
- Daphne du Maurier (1907 - 1989)
- Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
- Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
- Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks (1926 - )
- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
- Dick Clark
- Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
- Edward De Bono
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