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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.
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Ernest Coquelin
Traditionalists often study what is taught, not what there is to create.
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Ed Parker, Grandmaster, American Kenpo.
Women are being considered as candidates for Vice President of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing that men will take it. A job with real power is First Lady. I'd be willing to run for that. As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
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Nora Ephron, from her San Francisco lecture, November 4, 1983
The vice-presidency ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit.
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Vice President John Nance Garner
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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Benny Hill
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.
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Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862), Jan. 3, 1861
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
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Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966)
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
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Artemus Ward (1834 - 1867)
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