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- All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- Self is the only prison that can bind the soul.
- Henry Van Dyke
- The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone."
- Larry Brown
- Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.
- Maggie Roche
- Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams (1951 - )
- She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
- Tommy Manville
- For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
- Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
- Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
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