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- The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
- Adopted from Lance Fusco.
- The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
- Noel Coward (1899 - 1973)
- The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.
- Rimmer - Red Dwarf
- Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
- Unknown
- The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
- Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
- My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions.
- Claude Levi-Strauss
- 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
- W.C. Fields
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