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- The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
- Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)
- I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- The French are just useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
- Elton John
- There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.
- Eli Wallach
- A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
- There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally mandatory.
- Michael Levin
- Things are so bad in Massachusetts now they don't even bother to plough Route 128 when it snows.
- Scott McNealy, in the wake of Wang's going Chapter 11
- And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors.
- Jeff Zurschmeide
- The wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal.
- Tim Mefford
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