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- War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
- Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
- The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)
- When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
- Hermann Hesse (1877 - 1962)
- Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
- Walter Winchell (1897 - 1972)
- Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
- Ann Landers (1918 - 2002)
- I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg (1849 - 1912), A Madman's Diary, 1895
- When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- Norm Crosby
- Ninety percent of everything is crap.
- Theodore Sturgeon (1918 - 1985)
- All phone calls are obscene.
- Karen Elizabeth Gordon
- Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper
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