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- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
- Roy Blount Jr.
- If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
- Joe Martin, Mister Boffo
- Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
- Daniel J. Boorstin (1914 - )
- The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
- Nathaniel Borenstein (1957 - )
- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
- Bradley's Bromide
- He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
- John Mason Brown (1900 - 1969), drama critic
- The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
- Sir Richard Francis Burton (1821 - 1890)
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