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- What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
- Harper's Index, October 1989
- The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
- Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
- Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
- Anonymous
- Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
- Russell Baker (1925 - )
- Spare no expense to save money on this one.
- Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
- On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon (1940 - 1980), "Beautiful Boy"
- The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
- Flip Wilson (1933 - 1998)
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