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- It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'
- Unknown
- I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
- Garry Trudeau (1948 - )
- I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
- New York City detective
- Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
- Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
- Robert Byrne
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
- Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
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