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- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport
- Unknown, Suggested book title
- If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson
- If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
- Tom Stoppard (1937 - )
- The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
- Dudley Moore (1935 - 2002)
- I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
- Robert Byrne
- A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
- P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
- Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
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