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- Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
- Gallagher
- Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- Unknown
- Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
- Edgard Varese (1883 - 1965)
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- Unknown
- Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988), "The Peter Principle"
- Facts are stupid things.
- Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
- That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
- Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
- There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956), Prejudices: Second Series, 1920
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
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