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- Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
- Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910)
- Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
- A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
- Victor Lownes
- I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
- Joan Rivers (1935 - )
- I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims.
- Dana Hatch
- The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- A cult is a religion with no political power
- Tom Wolfe (1931 - )
- It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.
- Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927)
- Fork, n. An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
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