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- Experience, n. The wisdom that enables us to recognize as an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
- Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
- Critic, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- Religion is for those who don't want to go to Hell. Spirituality is for those of us who have already been through it.
- Anonymous
- The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to the other.
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
- Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
- Quentin Crisp
- The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
- Herb Caen
- Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
- Unknown
- One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.
- Chateaubriand
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