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- I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
- J. D. Salinger (1919 - )
- I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
- Ronnie Shakes
- Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
- Karl Marx (1818 - 1883)
- It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
- Blake Clark
- War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
- Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- Redd Foxx (1922 - 1991)
- I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
- Chauncey Depew
- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
- This poem will never reach its destination.
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
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