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- I don't believe man is woman's natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.
- Shana Alexander
- I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.
- Ernest Coquelin
- Women are being considered as candidates for Vice President of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing that men will take it. A job with real power is First Lady. I'd be willing to run for that. As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
- Nora Ephron, from her San Francisco lecture, November 4, 1983
- The vice-presidency ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit.
- Vice President John Nance Garner
- The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
- Benny Hill
- It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
- Richard J. Ferris, president, United Airlines
- If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
- Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
- Charles V
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