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- Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
- W.C. Fields
- The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.
- Quentin Crisp
- Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
- W. R. Inge
- They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.
- Bob Uecker
- Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
- Rene' Yasenek
- The wages of sin are unreported.
- Unknown
- Nowadays a citizen can hardly distinguish between a tax and a fine, except that the fine is generally much lighter.
- G.K. Chesterton
- I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn....
- Ian Shoales
- In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
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