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Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.: Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.": Larry Brown
Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.: Maggie Roche
Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.: Robin Williams (1951 - )
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.: Tommy Manville
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.: Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.: Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.: George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

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