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- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner
- There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
- Steve Martin (1945 - )
- Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
- Mae West (1892 - 1980)
- SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. - Joe Bob Briggs
- I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
- Emo Philips
- Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
- Rosanne Barr
- I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
- Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
- The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which there must be some) could set up a heat engine to run a refrigerator to cool off a portion of their surroundings to any desired temperature.
- Henry Albert Ben, _The Second Law_
- Worry does not empty tomorrow of sorrow - it empties today of strength.
- Corrie ten Boom
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