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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard. H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Steven Wright (1955 -  )
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. Barry LePatner
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. Katharine Whitehorn
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
A good listener is usually thinking about something else. Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control. Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
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