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- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
- Walt Disney (1901 - 1966)
- I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
- Dick Gregory (1932 - )
- I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
- Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
- I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
- If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
- Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973)
- In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin (1889 - 1977)
- It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
- Rod Serling (1924 - 1975)
- It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
- Margaret Bonnano
- I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
- Garry Trudeau (1948 - )
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