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- I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
- Bill Cosby (1937 - )
- My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
- Emo Philips
- I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims.
- Dana Hatch
- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
- Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)
- Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
- I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.
- Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)
- I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein.
- Guindon cartoon caption
- Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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