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- In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.
- Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
- Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
- Benny Hill
- Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
- Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
- Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.
- I.F. Stone 1907-1989
- Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
- Victor Borges
- I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- W.C. Fields
- Saint, noun. A dead sinner revised and edited.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the Universe,
"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation." - Stephen Crane
- Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
- The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing.
- Gamel Abdel Nasser
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