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- I'll probably never have children because I don't believe in touching people for any reason.
- Paula Poundstone
- The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.
- Malcolm De Chazal
- You kids today have it easy. When I was a kid everything was HUGE. My dad was nearly four times bigger than me. You couldn't even see the tops of counters.... Then gradually everything became smaller until it was the manageable size it is today.
- Bizarro (comic strip)
- Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -
Did you ever try buying them without money? - Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
- Thank God kids never mean well
- Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
- I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)
- If there were a verb meaning "to believe falsely," it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889 - 1951)
- Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
- Bellamy Brooks
- Didn't I ever tell you? Bumbles Bounce!
- Yukon Cornelius.
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