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- Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
- Robert Byrne
- There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The music of Wagner, therefore, is perfectly legal
- The National, Paris, 1850
- I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.
- Lyndon Baines Johnson
- A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
- There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles.
- Neil Simon, in Playboy, Feb. 1979
- George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth - he could not even lie.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
- Thomas Carlyle (1795 - 1881)
- However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner ... sulking and nausea.
- Tom K. Ryan
- Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
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