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- A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.
- Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)
- I've been to one world's fair, a picnic and a rodeo and that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard come over a set of headphones.
- Major Kong (Slim Pickins) in Dr. Strangelove
- What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
- Margot Asquith
- A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
- Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
- A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
- Sacha Guitry (1885 - 1957)
- How much fame, money, and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?
- O.J. O'Rourke
- "The Good Book" - one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
- Ashley Montague
- It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
- Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
- Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Unknown
- You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.
- Walter Slezak
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