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Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.: Emo Philips
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.: Dave Barry (1947 - )
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.: Mark Patinkin
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?: Judy Tenuta
Strange how the older generations can't program a VCR if their life depended on it, but they managed to operate the climate contol system of their 1958 Ramblers, which consisted of six unmarked knobs, one labeled "AirFloMatic" in unreadable cursive script, and four levers underneath the dash, which you had to turn, then pull.: Dan Tasman
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the bible is filled, it would seem more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind.: Thomas Paine (1737 - 1809)
I don't like it and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.: Erwin Schrodinger commenting on Schrodinger's equations
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.: Douglas R. Hofstadter, from Go"del, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid
Tipper and Al came to a show the last time we were in Washington. They're nice people, a nice family. We made every effort not to frighten them.: Jerry Garcia, on rumors the Grateful Dead may play at the Inaugural. Boston Globe, Dec 12,1992.
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.: Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

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