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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons

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