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- Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
- David Frost
- Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956), on the radio program The Big Show, Dec. 17, 1950
- The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
- Unknown
- The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
- The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
- Calvin Trillin (1935 - )
- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
- There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945), Benchley's Law of Distinction
- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900 - 1958), on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague
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