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- We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
- George F. Will (1941 - )
- A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists.
- Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
- Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
- Rita Mae Brown
- Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
- Joan Rivers (1935 - )
- My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
- Emo Philips
- I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims.
- Dana Hatch
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