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- The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- Socrates seems to be the philosophical napkin with which the ensuing cultural thinkers of history wipe their mouths of pedantic ooze.
- Unknown
- Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
- Diogenes the Cynic (412 to 323 B.C.)
- There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
- When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
- Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
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