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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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P.J. O'Rourke
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.
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Earl of Kent, _The_Tragedy_of_King_Lear_
A self-balancing, 28-jointed adaptor-based biped; an electro-chemical reduction plant, integral with segregated stowages of special energy extracts in storage batteries, for subsequent actuation of thousands of hydraulic and pneumatic pumps, with motors attached; 62,000 miles of capillaries....
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R. Buckminster Fuller (1895 - 1983)
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
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Arturo Toscanini
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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Mickey Rooney (1920 - )
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
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Barbara Bush (1925 - )
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Rita Rudner
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
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Mae West (1892 - 1980)
SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
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Joe Bob Briggs
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