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- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
 
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