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- And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors.
- Jeff Zurschmeide
- The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- Coincidences are spiritual puns.
- G.K. Chesterton
- The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
- Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
- My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
- John Ciardi (1916 - 1986)
- The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg, another grabbed a wing, another got the neck, all pulling hard, and they realize now they could kill the goose if they keep this up.
- Charles Foundyller of Daratech, from 8/14/92 Wall St Journal
- Success is a great deodorant.
- Elizabeth Taylor (1932 - )
- Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life...
Higher emotions, and table manners. - Deanna Troi, _Imzadi_, Star Trek - The Next Generation
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