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Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

Watch?? I'm gonna pray, man! Know any good religions?
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Zaphod Beeblebrox (Douglas Adams)
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.
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E.B. White
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
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Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man.
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Richard Whately, Archbishop of Dublin
It may be risky to marry for love, but it's so honest that the Lord just has to smile on it.
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Josh Billings (1818 - 1885)
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