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The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exaulted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy...neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
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John W. Gardner (1912 - 2002)
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.
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Earl of Kent, _The_Tragedy_of_King_Lear_
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
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Barbara Bush (1925 - )
I said to my girl, 'Was it good for you too?' And she said, 'I don't think this was good for anybody.'
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Gary Shandling
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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Gary Shandling
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
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Emo Philips
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
You'll NEED someone to love while you're looking for someone TO love.
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Selagh Delaney
Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which there must be some) could set up a heat engine to run a refrigerator to cool off a portion of their surroundings to any desired temperature.
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Henry Albert Ben, _The Second Law_
Learning builds daily accumulation, but the practice of Tao builds daily simplification. Simplify and simplify, until all contamination from relative, contridictory thinking is eliminated. Then one does nothing, yet nothing is left undone. One who wins the world does so by not meddling with it. One who meddles with the world loses it.
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Tao te Ching, 48. Lao-Tzu
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