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The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'
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A. Whitney Brown, "The Big Picture"
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
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Sir Richard F. Burton
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another.
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Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
It was just a job. It wasn't any special interest in consumer affairs. I needed a paycheck and the Attorney General said that I would be best to go down there, because he knew I was anti-consumer.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - ), talking about his job as Chief investigator, consumer protection division of the Indiana Attorney General's office from 1970-1971
You have a part-time job, and that's better than no job at all.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - ), after the manager of the Burger King had said that the jobs offered were part-time minimum wage jobs which didn't pay enough to live on, and that "It's hard to find people who want to actually show up
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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Alexander Jablokov "The Place of No Shadows"
"Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean, as a psychiatrist, isn't it your job to, uh, `seek and uphold the truth'?"
"Oh, get real, Cliff."
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Cheers
In Einstein's theory of relativity the observer is a man who sets out in quest of truth armed with a measuring-rod. In quantum theory he sets out with a sieve.
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Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944)
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