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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons

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