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- Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
- If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
- Harry Shearer
- We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
- Buck Henry
- Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
- The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Critic as Artist, 1891
- The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
- Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
- Art Buchwald (1925 - 2007)
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