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Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, 'Where's my clean socks?' no-one answers.
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Terry Pratchett, "Eric"
"A penny for your thoughts?"
"A dollar for your death."
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Felix and Oscar, from the Odd Couple
Rather, she [Death] simply is the Ultimate Hostess who tells you when your table's ready. It's up to other powers what section you're seated in (smoking or non-smoking).
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John C. Straffin
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
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Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)
I love the women's movement...especially when I'm walking behind it.
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Rush Limbaugh
Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people, and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now.
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Incoming Missouri Congressman James Talent, responding to the question "Are you a dog or a cat person?"
In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite.
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Robert Reich, the Secretary of Labor
A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
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Charles Anderson Dana
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy)
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