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Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
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Arthur Naiman
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.
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Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Knowledge is expensive.
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Hanna Gray, current president of the University of Chicago
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave.
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Baron Henry Peter Brougham
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Harlan Ellison.
Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.
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Arnold Edinborough
If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality.
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Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By Mail
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
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H.G. Wells
And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber-stamps.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
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