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- Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?
Hell no!" - Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)
- Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
- The Clown Prince of Darkness
- Happiness, noun. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.
- Jonathan Miller
- People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.
- Anton Chekhov (1860 - 1904)
- Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
- Benny Hill
- Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
- Dom Perignon, at the moment of his discovery of champagne
- A donut without a hole...is a danish.
- Chevy Chase on "SNL's Weekend Update"
- "I've had nothing yet", Alice replied in an offended tone: "so I ca'n't take more."
"You mean you ca'n't take *less*. It's very easy to take *more* than nothing." - the Mad Hatter's response to Alice (Lewis Carroll)
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