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Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882), quoting a friend
Shut up he explained.
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Ring Lardner (1885 - 1933), The Young Immigrants, 1920
Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
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Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -
Did you ever try buying them without money?
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
Young people are more hopeful at a certain age than adults, but I suspect that's glandular. As for children, I keep as far from them as possible. I don't like the sight of them. The scale is all wrong. The heads tend to be too big for the bodies, and the hands and feet are a disaster. They keep falling into things. The nakedness of their bad character! We adults have learned how to disguise our terrible character, but children, well, they are like grotesque drawings of us. They should be neither seen nor heard, and no one must make another one.
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Gore Vidal (1925 - ), Conversations With Gore Vidal - 1981
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
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