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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.: H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Avarice is the sphincter of the heart.: Matthew Green (c. 1737)
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.: Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.: George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.: H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".: H. Allen Smith
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.: Sir Robert Hutchison
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.: Henrik Ibsen (1828 - 1906)
Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution.: G.K. Chesterton
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.: Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)

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