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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.: Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978), (Charlie McCarthy)
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.: Shirley Temple (1928 - )
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?: Steven Wright (1955 - )
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?': Steven Wright (1955 - )

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