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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Farmers' Almanac, 1978
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
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Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race (1922)
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956), Prejudices: Second Series, 1920
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - )
Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
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Harper's Index, October 1989
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
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P. B. Medawar (1915 - )
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