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Results of search for Author: Matt Groening - Page 4 of 5 Showing results 31 to 40 of 42 total quotations found.
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania'...or 'teria'.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.: Matt Groening (1954 - )

Results from Contributed Quotations:

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.: Matt Groening (1954 - )

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